my fear of mustard and pickles ruined my life

yeah it did. and it will ruin yours too. believe me.

on some other note: never ever use a sunblocker or some similar unnecessary yuppie-modern-age-thing!

peeling off your skin after having been burnt by the sun can be so much fun. much more than a full can of beans landing on the forehead of an old lady. knocking her out of course.

tip of the day: take a shower. stay in there for at least half an hour. and don’t get confused if your fingers shrivel like raisins. that’s just perfect. a little ribble-dibble and your skin will literally fall off of you. isn’t that great?

i know this is not the best start for a blog but you should see it this way: could it get any worse?

7 comments July 24th, 2006